The Oil Leak
A lady on a sunny summer day
Went to her supermarket store.
She drove her brand new Chevrolet
To buy some groceries, and more.
Some apples, eggs, and margarine,
Some fruit, and bread, some honey,
Some ice cream, toothache medicine;
At any rate she spent some money.
Her shopping done, she went away
With bags of goodies in her cart,
Which she then loaded in her Chevrolet.
But then she turned round with a start
When someone called her name.
It was her long lost bosom friend,
A pretty and attractive dame,
Ash blonde and nicely tanned.
They were so glad to meet again,
They hugged, they had a cry,
They talked till God knows when
Before at last they said good-bye.
There was a spot of fluid on the soil,
And something dripping on the tar.
Her friend said: "Looks like oil
Is leaking from your brand new car."
The lady jumped into her car
To hasten to her dealership
Which luckily was not too far,
To see her dealer, Mr.Tripp.
The dealer looked, kneeled down,
Picked up a drop and smelled it,
Before announcing with a frown:
"Your chocolate ice cream, it has melted."