The Divorce
A human to his wedding went
To marry there a girl named Dorothy.
The preacher said that they were meant
To live a life of bliss and harmony.
His Dorothy looked beautiful in white,
And when they each said 'Yes , I do'
There wasn't one dry eye in sight.
"Now married you are one, not two,"
The preacher told them solemnly.
After pictures taken of this special day
They stood in line quite patiently,
But inside they both itched to get away.
His life was not what you would think
Since Dorothy became a nagging wife
And almost drove him into drink
To help him to endure his miserable life.
But finally he knew that he had had enough
He called a lawyer to undo his wedding vows.
His wife threw dishes and some other stuff
When she found out and kicked him out the house.
He didn't mind at all, he now was free,
Which called for celebrating at his favorite bar.
Then after many happy drinks he left at three,
And staggered off the curb into a speeding car.
He hadn't paid his lawyer when he died;
His Dorothy had kept the bank and kept the kid.
It's sad to say but Dorothy she never cried.
The lawyer, though, - HE did.